Fuck Ted Nugent, wait, he is fucked

It is about time!  Ted Nugent has been getting away with all kinds verbal garbage against the Obama administration and is just now getting scrutiny?  This dude is like one statement from being classified as a terrorist and enemy combatant.  He does more to advance the hate of America than the taliban or his music career has ever done. I say crucify the bitch and move on to the next idiot that decides it's a good idea to bade mouth the president during war time.  I think they used to hang idiots that do that.  This fucker should feel lucky.  Very much like my criticism of Nugent (who will now be know as nugget), nugget is entitled to his opinion just like I am of him.  But none of it is constructive or advances any relevant thought.  It just divides people and at a time when certain jack asses claim liberals and the president are the dividers it is hypocritical and moron talk.  At a critical time like this when America needs motivation and ideas that advance a better path people like this need to just shut the fuck up and cling to their bibles because intelligent thought would put to much of a strain on them.  Just pray fucker, just pray.

newt - king douche

This one is old but still pretty funny (I think).  This was written at the end of insane cain's candidate reign and newt was just starting to gain ground.  Funny how it ended up.

Just when I thought I could avoid a GOP debate I miss one of the best douche moments of all time.  newt continues to berate the media and looking like he is caught off guard every time questions are asked at a debate.  Imagine that, questions, at a debate.  Still looking as to why this guy is toted as the smartest man in the party.  It is truly an insult to the party.  newt has toted himself as a christian man, a man with virtues...and is shocked that someone will ask about his adultery?  newt, are u FUCKING stupid?  Berate John King all you want but you're the one with the gall to think you can be president with a record of infidelity that newt chastised Clinton at the same time of his transgressions.  I can't confirm intelligence, but balls, this man has some huge ones.  But he is the republican flavor of the week and I can't be happier.  It shows republicans are the biggest flip floppers since john kerry ran for office.  It also proves that mitt will end up being the final nominee.   The only idiots not sure right now is the right.
newt has no real conservative appeal and you can forget about any minorities voting this guy.  He's so stupid he can't even tell when he's speaking like a KKK leader.